its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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