The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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