When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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