Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
