Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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