And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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