Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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