How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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