Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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