ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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