So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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