Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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