Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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