Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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