Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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