That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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