Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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