so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
