im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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