I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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