I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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