does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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