I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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