3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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