Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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