That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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