If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
the raccoons are back...
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