How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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