she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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