And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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