? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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