Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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