If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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