OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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