apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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