just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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