Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
