Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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