There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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