Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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