Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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