so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just had sex bonerless
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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