I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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