ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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