Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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