who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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