So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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