Non-Jews are for practice
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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