operation have a gay friend backfired
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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