I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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