So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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