U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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