i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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