found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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