dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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