I bet he comes in French.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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