i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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